Friday, June 27, 2008

Dust-O-Tron 3000 & 1/8th - Generation H Class

May I present my latest contribution to cleaning technology: the Dust-O-Tron 3000 & 1/8th - Generation 'H' Class! With the Dust-O-Tron 3000 & 1/8th, the chore of hand-dusting around the house will be a thing of the past!

*Features & Specs*

- With a range of over 37 cubic feet, it's super-sensitive visual light sensors can spot even the most microscopic speck of dust particles.

- Whether you got hardwood floors or shag carpeting, it's all-terrain, ionized rubber treads can cover any surface. *Made from the same material used by NASA!

- At over 9,000(!) rpm, the Dust-O-Matic's dual-rotating bionic dusters can & will dust off any surface of your home. Comes with three (count 'em) THREE interchangeable heads, including feather (for light dusting), regular (for regular) & steel wire (for stripping paint).

-Lights & Sound Action!

Some assembly required.

1 comment:

Cheshire said...

lmao. SOME Assembly? You better not write the whole thing in Spanish my friend. XD It sounds like an AD on tv. Great job.