Move over, ALPO! There's a new dog food in town!
Brand-New from Isis Incorporated comes a dog kibble that'll take your dog's breath away! Introducing Anubis Brand Dog Food, the hip new dog food taking your local supermarket by storm!
With fun-shaped kibble bits & a wide assortment of flavors, from "Caravan Chicken" to "Desert Delight", your dog'll go "RAH! RAH! RAH!" 'til it reaches the bottom of it's dish!
& will your dog be happy?.... you bet your sweet ASP it will!
BUY SOME TODAY!
(by the way.... I hate coloring..... really, I do)